whosthathufflepuff:

fieldofclover:

mikkeneko:

sweetsecretsexydreams:

raisinbranagh:

cofaqriqus:

mandaka:

asexual-mermaid:

anxietyforest:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

rasec-wizzlbang:

unofficialofficialtoadette:

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

No, that’s rice-a-roni.

Rick and Morty is a nickname for a street child, especially one dressed in shabby or dirty clothes, the term’s a bit obscure now so I wouldn’t be surprised that you’re not familiar with it.

Nah, I think that’s a ragamuffin.

Rick and Morty is Australian slang for the genuine article; for something that is original and completely unadulterated.

You might be thinking of Ridgy-Didge? 

Rick and Morty is a Gen VII Bug/Fairy pokemon, the evolved form of Cutiefly.

(Source: dreadianz, via the-garnet-fusion)

gentle-reminder:

its okay to take a break - take a break from work, a break from an argument, a break from bad news, a break from anything you need to; give yourself as much time as you need to relax until you’re ready to face it again, you can do it

(via trans-guy-positive)

elliebeanz:

short guys are handsome and cool, this is including guys who are under 5′ also its crazy what a tiny and limiting box we put around masculinity. anyway love yall 

(Source: ulibeanz, via trans-guy-positive)

bl1ndjust1c3:

bl1ndjust1c3:

goth, and jock

i was wrong

(Source: l2la, via thebootydiaries)

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(Source: aidn, via thebootydiaries)