So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my ass minding my own business, and I notice this girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my fursuit and have my “nya :3″ tee on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking furry?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to normies and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Furries are lazy, useless, desperate blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then her Mum finished with the classic line…

“I have a fursona.”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum is a furry…

It was a great start to the day.